the shop / drop 01 plant bitch botanicals™ — 2026 drop

A greenhouse brand with a potty mouth. Plants with personality, merch with teeth, and a houseplant curator who is absolutely done pretending she's normal about her monstera.

6 goods on deck
1 drop incoming
8 loud bitches
∞ chlorophyll
scroll for the goods
chapter 01 — the chaos

the chaos — plants, merch, and whatever else i'm selling this week

a pothos next to a hoodie next to a monstera next to a ceramic skull. no sections, no categories — just every loud thing in one grid. ships when it ships. emails get answered.

live goods / drop 01 / 2026
13 things on deck
more when i propagate more
Baby monstera deliciosa in a small pot
2" pot · 3-4" tall 🌿 live

the monstera baby.

she will be enormous someday. not your problem yet.
Plant Bitch washed green hat with stop touching it back detail
sku · pb-hat-01 drop 01

the dad hat.

stop touching it · washed green
Small potted pothos cutting
2" pot · 4-5" tall 🌿 live

the pothos.

unkillable. no notes. you're welcome.
Plant Bitch hoodie reading where the fuck is the sun
sku · pb-hood-01 drop 01

the hoodie.

where the fuck is the sun · acid wash
Ceramic skull planter
sku · pb-skull-01 drop 01

the skull.

ceramic planter · keeps them alive
A small philodendron baby in a 2-inch pot
2" pot · 4-5" tall 🌿 live

the philodendron baby.

small but she has plans.
Plant Bitch black mug with pink interior reading water it leave it repeat
sku · pb-mug-01 drop 01

the morning mug.

water it. leave it. repeat. · pink + black
Gym Bro Jr. crop top and shorts line
sku · pb-gym-01 drop 01

gym bro jr.

the whole line · crop · shorts · hat
String of pearls succulent cutting
rooted cutting 🌿 live

the string of pearls.

dramatic. trails everywhere. worth it.
Plant Bitch canvas work apron with garden tools
sku · pb-aprn-01 drop 01

the work apron.

heavy canvas · repot-proof pockets
Plant Bitch charcoal crop tee
sku · pb-crop-01 drop 01

the crop tee.

stop touching it · charcoal wash
Jute doormat reading leave me alone
sku · pb-mat-01 drop 01

the doormat.

jute · leave me alone
Crop top and leggings matching set
sku · pb-set-01 drop 01

the matching set.

crop + leggings · i watered it
chapter 02 — the mockups

the vectors

six starter SKUs in mockup form — each uses the real mark placed exactly where it'll land on the garment. these are how the drop actually gets designed. shop the real thing in the chaos above.

drop 01 / 2026
6 skus shown
full range: 14 pieces
Unisex Tee TEE-01midnight · S–3XL
as seen on the tee kelseyverse™
Plant Bitch
kelseyverse Plant Bitch
$USD32 drop 01 interest →
Canvas Tote BAG-02natural · 14oz
as seen on the tote kelseyverse™
Plant Bitch
kelseyverse Plant Bitch
$USD22 drop 01 interest →
Vinyl Sticker STK-03die-cut · 4in
as seen on the sticker
Plant
Bitch
Botanicals
Plant
Bitch Botanicals
$USD5 drop 01 interest →
Trucker Hat HAT-04snapback · 6-panel
as seen on the hat kelseyverse™
Plant Bitch
kelseyverse Plant Bitch
$USD28 drop 01 interest →
Ceramic Mug MUG-0511oz · cream
as seen on the mug
Plant
Bitch
Botanicals
$USD18 drop 01 interest →
Heavy Hoodie HDY-06dusty rose · 500gsm
as seen on the hoodie kelseyverse™
Plant Bitch
kelseyverse Plant Bitch
$USD68 drop 01 interest →